Friday, October 28, 2005

Veronica Needs.

I generally do what The Wily Filipino says because, well, he's way smarter than I am. And so this is why I googled "Veronica needs." Let me present the top 10:

1. Veronica needs a diary!

2. Veronica needs to dump Duncan.

3. Veronica needs to work on the stakeout skills.

4. Veronica needs to find the crooked man who faked the sports teams' annual drug tests...

5. Veronica needs to go.

6. Veronica needs to find someway to get the boy back before her ex-husband moves several thousand miles away.

7. Veronica needs to make extra money.

8. Veronica needs a lot of help with her English, including speaking, reading, and writing.

Unfortunately, this is where the search breaks down and things like "Veronica Zwieback can fill your realtor needs," begin to appear. Bah! Never mind, I'll just finish the list myself:

9. Veronica needs to eat Whoppers:



10. Veronica needs to stop forgetting to post this:

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You missed one of my faves!

"Veronica needs to stop seeing her daughter as evidence that she was suckered."

ver said...

Dangbumit, I didn't put my search in quotes! If I'd done that, not only would I have seen your fave, I also would have seen: "Veronica needs to give Logan a break and stop accusing him of things he didn't do."

I say we start over with..."benito thinks."

Gura said...

then there's "Veronica needs to find inspiration for a poem"

Rebecca Mabanglo-Mayor said...

Top 10 things I need:

1. Rebecca needs enlightenment!
2. Rebecca needs to find out.
*well, duh*

3. I felt that having the proper Ministry documentation would make it easer for Rebecca's needs to be met at university.
4. Rebecca needs support around her educational goals, to keep her on track with her homework and to make sure she truly understanding the concepts at hand.
*these have been true for years!*

5. Rebecca needs the receipts from each chapter's recruitment chairs.
6. Rebecca needs the committee's input to complete the teacher's guide.
*Rebecca's apparently do a lot of volunteer work.*

7. Rebecca needs a very specific kind of learning environment.
*Back to #3 and #4.

8. I think Rebecca needs to get out and find a boyfriend.
*eyeshift.*

9. Rebecca needs an adoptive family that will be nurturing and experiences in parenting a child with Rebecca's needs.
10. Rebecca needs a home where she can have lots of love and attention and a family
that will be willing to supervise her closely and spend time with her.

What was interesting to me is that the hits mostly centered around family and education, two of my passions. I wonder if it's the name...

Anonymous said...

I found another Veronica one (seeing as I am a Veronica and I got a bulletin post on myspace saying to google "'Your Name' needs")

I also found your webpage because it was #1 on the hit list when I googled "Veronica needs"

Here it is... kind of offending, but funny at the same time:

Veronica needs a bit of work cosmetically but as you can see from the picture it is very little.

Anonymous said...

I'm also a Veronica who found your page the same way that Veronica S. did. Here's what I found.

Veronica needs to be reincarnated in order for her to progress spiritually – even if she doesn’t want to.

Veronica needs to hang out with Wallace, Mac, Backup, and her Dad and just let everything sink in and then maybe take a stab at love but not now!

Veronica needs to score.

(This one isn't quite within the rules, but still):
Veronica is adamant: "I need a solar charger!" she says.

Roni said...

I am also another Veronica and found your page through the google. here is what else i found

1. Veronica needs a diary
2 Veronica needs attention
3 Veronica needs to do some fun
4 Veronica needs to get to the East Coast

Veronica B. said...

Yet another Veronica here. I thought you'd like to know that you're now the #1 Google hit for "Veronica Needs." Congrats!